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I Reborn as a God Within a Statue, And You Ask Me to Enslave All Gods?
by Cancer_Reo
[Detecting the birth of a new god... Data traction in progress][Alert! Intrusion detected: %*#... Data traction interrupted][Divine Revelation Protocol activated. Initiating emergency replication. The Legion of Judges has been dispatched...][1%... 5%... 33%... 99%][Replication complete!][Rebooting and reconstructing the world...]…Becoming a god feels like a grand deception.Instead of ascending to the heavens, you awaken inside a mere clay idol.You have become a god—yet only the weakest, most nam…
For My King
by Matli_Unicorn
What would you do if you met a mysterious charming stranger, but could never fully see his face?That was the very predicament Cloud Belmont found himself in. It was unusual to find the spark one had been searching for, for so many years on Palace Grounds, but somehow they had found each other. Although this mysterious man knows everything about Cloud. Cloud has not even seen the face of the person he spends endless amounts of hours with. Follow Cloud’s journey on finding out who the man is and h…
Remarried For Revenge
by Fallen_meteor
“Revenge!” That was the only thing on her mind when her husband cheated on her with her step-sister.Evangeline Midnight Star vowed to take revenge on her husband and her sister after her husband threw her away like a broken toy that was not needed anymore. But for that, she had to be strong again. She had to bare her claws and fight until she was strong enough to protect herself.And for that, she was ready to deal with the devil. Damien Alancaster, the devil of the empire, the beast of the north…
Using My Regressor Status To Become A Sovereign
by Norobo
"Wish Upon A Star" The Item I used to turn back time amidst a battlefield of gods and devils. To go back and change everything so that I can live a life without regret. To be the highest form of existence, a Sovereign just like my ex-lover. This time, I will change it all. F*ck being an extra. + What to expect: Anti-Hero Protagonist, Overpowered Protagonist/Fast Progression, Genderbent Protagonist (Purely for comedic reasons, also I'm sick of writing male protagonists. I mean, when you play a m…
Recipe For Disaster
by Jenival_Enyia
A damaged playboy, a beautiful lady on a deadly mission and a desperate waitress. Find out what happens when the three are entangled in a never-ending drama. ********************************Years after successfully surviving a childhood he was forced to endure, Charles couldn't be more damaged than he already was. All he wanted was his walls to remain as unbreakable and impenetrable as he made them.But then he met Annabelle. She was smart, beautiful, ri…
V for Virgin
by Lycaon Voss
When Theodore and his fiancée Roy were inspecting the border, a conspiracy pushed them into a trap in an enemy country.In a damp and cold underground interrogation room, Roy was brutally stripped of her dignity by the enemy's crown prince Elrian — the golden-haired tyrant known as the "Lion of the Empire."She was bound before a glass window, forced to endure aggressive humiliation under the calm yet cold gaze of her fiancé...
Single for Eternity
by Fallen_Void
[Planned to be rewritten next year!]Congratulations! You’ve died tragically... by dog bite. Now welcome to Aetherion — a magical world where immortality is handed out like candy… but only if you get married.Too bad Einar, our socially allergic, relationship-phobic MC, would rather chug poison than hold hands.Waking up in the obese body of a trash-tier noble with the personality of a rotting potato, Einar discovers he’s got:1. A talking book with abandonment issues,2. A flirty system obsessed wit…
Marriage for Sex
by Sk.dreamer
Her family needed money.His family wanted a child.He wanted Sex. What about her? Did anyone ask what does she want? or at least if is she ready to handle this life? The journey of an innocent girl who was thrown inside a world, she never asked to be in, but little did she know that it was the first step for the discovery of love, friendship, betrayal, and mostly who she really is. If you want to know more, take a seat and let me tell you her story.
System Status: Online
by livingandreading
Dhvani voluntarily accepted the task of being a system. For a small chance to be reincarnated again, she aspires to level up and complete her task as soon as possible.Ajay has everything. He is happy, and successful but inexplicably bound to a system that chatters in his mind. The system wants him to do tasks so it can level up and again, do more tasks. From being frustrated to enjoying, he changes gradually. But can he do something for her that he would never want to? And will she really want t…
My Status Board
by Just Woke Up
No matter if a person was born weak or strong, anyone had the possibility of awakening a mysterious talent in this world. Even the weakest had the chance to rise like a phoenix.The protagonist was transmigrated to this world and obtained a status board where he could check and increase his abilities.Talent:Waking Up on Time LV 1 (Wake up at sunrise to recover your stamina to full)Waking Up on Time LV 2 (Wake up at sunrise to recover your stamina to full).........Waking Up on Time LV MAX (Wake up…
Sweet For You, Ruthless For Others
by I_Nana_Firdausi
Warning! Mature ContentHernia is his to care for and he doesn’t care what the world thinks of that.>>>>>>>“We could date instead,” Hermia suggested, her voice laced with uncertainty.“I don’t date,” Niklaus replied coldly, his piercing gaze unwavering.Hermia blinked, caught off guard. “So it has to be marriage?” she asked, her tone laced with disbelief.“Yes,” he deadpanned, not a hint of hesitation in his voice.Her frustration bubbled over. “But we don’t even know each other!” she whined, throwin…
All For Power
by Jeffery D Idoko
After ninety-five years of experiencing the mundane life of a mortal, A'lravee woke up from his grave five years later to find out that things were way more complicated than what he thought them to be and that the last hundred years was just a short period his parents invested into raising him, a young god.Faced with his not-so-new reality, he quickly realizes that he has to drop some of his way of thinking if he wants to have a comfortable life within this vast universe.From planet-busting spac…
FUNNY STORIES
by GCComFounder99
This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned!Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!
For Your Love
by Precious_pruddy
What are you willing to do for love?Are you willing to die for love? Are you willing to leave everthing behind for love?Are you willing to give up your dreams for love?Are you willing to keep your life at a standstill for love?Join maja and Adrian on their journey of love and the challenges they have to face before they can have their happy ever after.My other novels;The Devious vampire Queen (fantasy romance)Dare to Love A dragon (bl)Please support me by reading my other books too. Thank you.…
Last For You
by Emy_Richard
Last For You Volume 1-Valery Katkins & Ken WiliamSaat orang terdekat dan dunia seakan melupakan keberadaanya dan takdir seakan menggantikan perannya dengan orang lain dikehidupan nyata selama 15 tahun,membuat hati seorang Valery Katkins ditutupi oleh kebencian,tidak ada seorang pun di dunia ini yang bisa dipercaya,hingga pertemuannya dengan Ken William seseorang dari masa lalunya yang membuat Valery harus kehilangan keluarga dan masa depannya.Akankah Valery memainkan perannya demi membalas denda…
Queen (Building Her Status)
by beyond_my_imagination
After running away from her abusive father, Jasmine ended up in the wrong territory where she was almost raped by 4 guys until she met Tommy, a well-known mafia who was a heartless monster. Jasmine knew exactly who he was and she had no idea why he had saved her. After he rescued her, Tommy took her to his home where he took care of her and learn about her history... Tommy pities the girl leading to him making a deal with her. The deal was he had to train her to be strong, fearless, and powerful…
STATUS #karena Aku adalah Aku!
by Yunita_Bonky
Bulan Luciana,,entahlah! Nama itu yang aku tau sejak aku bisa memahami diriku. Kemandirian menjadi keharusan sejak awal perjalanan hidup dimulai. Hanya ingin menjalani dengan baik dan benar menurutku, bersyukur untuk semua yang ku miliki.Bulan Kinanti Raharja. Nama lain yang bisa memenuhi semua keinginanku. Dengan menjadi orang yang berbeda dari diriku yang sebenarnya.
Funny Love
by Funkybear20
Hello there readers I hope you enjoy this story about and about the funniest way to find love though music.????
Mengumbar Cinta: Istri Sebatas Status
by Nanse Liunian
Yan Xiruo baru terbangun dari tidurnya yang pulas. Ia merasa senang karena semalam telah mengadakan pesta pernikahan. Sejak malam itu, ia pun resmi menjadi istri Lu Jingchen yang kaya raya. Sayangnya, saat ia menoleh ke tempat tidurnya, ia merasa kaget. Ternyata pria tampan yang tidur di sebelahnya itu bukanlah suaminya. Ia pun tertegun karena telah bercinta dengan seorang pria yang bukan suaminya. Lalu, siapa pria ini?